Nice things
12 08 2006Does my car attract yours like flowers attracts bees? Do you think that by pulling that much farther into the parking space and nudging my car’s bumper that it will prevent your own ass end from being exposed to drive-by damage? The spiderweb cracks on my nose and butt tell me that people would rather collide gently with me than deal with your phantom fear of a collision that never occurs. I guess when you share the road with the selfish and the assinine, it’s hard to enjoy nice things.
[...] I am about to customize my car with some basic exterior modifications — a Caravaggio hardtop (pricey and imported from Canada), and a “Tigershark” rear fascia.I was unhappy with the fact that the rear of my car attracts aggressive parkers, so I decided to solve my spiderweb/cracking problem by going with an aftermarket piece of spruce things up. So… submitted for your approval is a picture of the Tigershark rear: [...]